Welcoming the New Year with 20 Crypto Jokes

We’re nearing the end of 2018 and hopefully the market situation that’s been following us. Throughout the year, it seemed like we were being punished for the amount of hype that characterized the 2017 bull run – but there’s hope yet that this could change in 2019. The only thing we know for certain is – Cryptonews.com is back with the weekly installment of memes, jokes and comics, and at least 2019 will be funny.

This week has not shown much of a Christmas spirit: allegations of premining brought down the price of Bitcoin Private, institutionals seem to be in a limbo regarding crypto, but we found a perfect little game for when you’re bored at family gatherings. People are losing bets they made during the bull market last year, Electrum wallets have been compromised – and it turns out, hardware wallets are not 100% safe either – and the National Bank of Kuwait has joined the Ripple network.

Happy New Year!

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The blame game: everyone’s favorite pastime.

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“Hi, my name is Sead, and I have a problem.”

Welcoming the New Year with 20 Crypto Jokes

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Thanks to Reddit user AccardiByTheSea, now we know a bit more about Satoshi.

Welcoming the New Year with 20 Crypto Jokes

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When nothing works, you turn to astrology for predictions.

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…and other empty phrases you’ve heard a million times before.

Welcoming the New Year with 20 Crypto Jokes

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Gandalf: being a jerk in general, like the time he solo fought the Balrog, took all the XP to himself and reappeared in new white gear.

Crypto Gandalf returns

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Why read year reviews when everything is said here?

Bitcoin in 2018: A Review#Crypto #CryptoTwitter #Bearmarket #CSW #Bitcoin $BTC #hashwar #SEC #OC pic.twitter.com/gi1R2i6ezp

— $Lawrence (@CryptoLXS) 12 December 2018

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Adapt. Improvise. Overcome. Bear Grylls would be proud.

Welcoming the New Year with 20 Crypto Jokes

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It’s funny because they’re wrong.

Welcoming the New Year with 20 Crypto Jokes

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…and wake me up when MY favorite coin is dominant.

Welcoming the New Year with 20 Crypto Jokes

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The great crypto rewind of 2018 in one picture.

Welcoming the New Year with 20 Crypto Jokes

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The New Yorker circa 2013. This is a smart boy.

Welcoming the New Year with 20 Crypto Jokes

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It’s called priorities sweetie, look it up.

Welcoming the New Year with 20 Crypto Jokes

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And Other Mysteries of the Universe.

Welcoming the New Year with 20 Crypto Jokes

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It’s a funny ol’ world we live in.

Welcoming the New Year with 20 Crypto Jokes

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This is what it was like in 2018. What will the new year bring?

Welcoming the New Year with 20 Crypto Jokes

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Thoughts like these are sure to trigger chronic insomnia.

Welcoming the New Year with 20 Crypto Jokes

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"20k. All my troubles seemed so far away
Now it seems the bears are here to stay
Oh I believe, in 20k"

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And merry belated Christmas to all you crypto enthusiasts with this little song!

Jingle bells, Coinbase sells,
Shitcoins every day,
Lightning network growing fast its too cheap is what they say, hey!
Jingle bells, Jihan yells,
BCash ruined me,
ICOs getting sued, it's the future said VC.

— WhalePanda (@WhalePanda) 24 December 2018

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Also, many of you will spend time with your families and friends on the New Year’s Eve…

Welcoming the New Year with 20 Crypto Jokes

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